Indie Developers Choose Sony over Microsoft
I am not the greatest person in the world to talk up indie developers or their games. Honestly, I have just recently gotten into the works of lesser-known developers. The few games that I have played ...
Today’s Nintendo Direct: 3DS is King.
Today’s Nintendo Direct was a thing of beauty. I almost don’t even have the words for it. Let’s just go down the list, real quick. WiiU Virtual Console coming, with Earthbound. Zel ...
Schmame Over Episode 5.2: Nintendo Orgy
So much Nintendo news! How long do you think we can felatte Nintendo for? If you said too long then FUCK YOU that’s not long enough. Join us this week as we spend way too much time talking about ...
Crying Wolf: Nintendo Edition
If you listen to the media, blogs, and the public in general you’d be forgiven for thinking Nintendo is in dire financial straits, about to give up being a hardware publisher, and move into the ...
In Defense of Microsoft
Apparently I’m going to be the lone voice on the interwebs that comes to the defense of Microsoft and the Xbox One. Let me preface this by saying that I do own a 360 and love it like the child ...
Dream a Little Dream With Me
I might as well put a cap on the week of Xbox One with another post. If you’re tired of reading about the Xbox One, well, please accept my sincerest apologies. Here’s what comes up when yo ...
Nintendo E3 Best Buy Locations
Nintendo has released their list of locations, state by state, where their E3 content will be available for play. Thankfully, it looks like there’s one close by to me in Arlington, TX. Do you p ...
Pokemon X and Y Set To Be Best Pokemon Ever
Because Jigglypuff gets a whole new type, that’s why. Today, during their E3 Nintendo Direct, Nintendo announced that Pokemon X and Y has a release date of October 12, 2013. They also announced ...
Watch Nintendo’s E3 Livestream Here
The entire video of Nintendo’s E3 stream is up on their channel. So far nothing has set me afire like Sony’s conference did, but it is exciting to see more news on games I’m already ...
Pikmin, For the Hardcore Only
The Nintendo Universe is one pockmarked with black holes. The Nintalker-downers constantly complain about the sunshine-laden lands that are the many Nintendo franchises, always chiding the games for ...
Schmame Over 16: Internal Strife
Today the Schmamers argue amongst themselves, and Adam ends up being the voice of reason! Oh no! Plus a new game with Dragon in the title is out. Oh, it’s also from Japan. Let’s see how mu ...
Nintendo Announces 2DS
Nintendo, in their ongoing quest to be the most ‘fuck you we do what we want’ company ever, has announced a new model 3DS. Sorta. Titled the 2DS, the system is a slate design (think tablet ...