Halo Twin-Stick Shooter Coming Out, Sort Of
Announced today there’s a new Halo game set between the events of Halo 3 and Halo 4. And it’s also apparently a twin-stick shooter ala Geometry Wars or Smash TV. That is exciting! The las ...
Conception 2 Demo Out Next Week
Conception 2 is a game about making babies. It is a Japanese game about making babies to save the world. Your babies apparently go off to save the world. It’s a dungeon crawler. About making ba ...
Saint’s Row IV Special Edition Dub-Step Gun
Well it looks like I’m going to be wasting far too much money on Saint’s Row IV’s special edition. Sure, it comes with a statue and a dubstep doomsday button, but all I care about i ...
Civilization V: Brave New World
Announced back in February (We weren’t around then), Sid Meier’s Civilization V will be getting a new expansion called Brave New World. To be released in North America on July 9. The expa ...
Dragon’s Dogma Goes Vita
Capcom’s Dragon’s Dogma is coming to the Vita as Dragon’s Dogma Quest. Sadly it isn’t a port of the existing PS3/360 game but a whole new game that sounds sort of like a strat ...
Saint’s Row IV, The Tale of Our Times
Saint’s Row IV isn’t the game we want, but it’s the game we deserve. Wub wub wub wub. (And you play as the President of the United States!) ...
Bowser Cosplay Is A Cute Disguise For Your Turtle
Oh, hello there Bowser. Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone your adorable secret. Yes, yes, we all wish we could be as cute as you. Make your own turtle into bowser here. ...
Warhammer 40k MMO Is Clear E3 Winner
E3 is over because a Warhammer 40k MMO was announced. I don’t care if the developers behind the game aren’t exactly known for their quality work, I don’t care that it isn’t Re ...
The Evil Within Looks Awfully Resident
I’m always excited for new horror games, but The Evil Within from Resident Evil creator Shinji Mikami doesn’t really look like anything more than a different version of Resident Evil. And ...
Fez 2, Giddy With Happiness
I haven’t actually written about FEZ for the site yet, which is damn shame because that is the only game in recent history to have a sense of mystery around it that took the internet at least a ...
Unfailable QTEs For Relaxation?
Why do you game? It’s a broad, open ended question, with as many valid answers as there are people in the world. But I bet you don’t game to not play the game. Crytek, the makers of Ryse, ...
Slow Monday Is Slow
After all the E3 excitement of last week, it feels a bit post-coital around here doesn’t it? Not to worry, Mondays like these are for relaxing and catching up on the things you’ve fallen ...
