Phoenix Wright 5’s New Trailer
What, you want me to say something? Uh. Phoenix Wright is amazing, you should all play it. It’s a wacky, wonderful, and touching series of games for the DS that simulate a bizarre mix of Japane ...
Twos-Day Premonition
Zach, did you hear? There’s a new, updated version of the cult video game hit Deadly Premonition out today! Well, of course I know it’s all about us, Zach, but I wanted to make sure you k ...
Soul Sacrificing My Sanity
The PS Vita is a dying system. The PS Vita is the best handheld to ever exist. I’m a huge fan of the PS Vita and its slow, but inevitable, demise makes me really sad. Which is why I get so exci ...
Tales from EVE Fanfest
Brendan Caldwell has an interesting write up over at RPS about the EVE fanfest, and the journey for the richest man in EVE. Saying much more about it would ruin the story, so just go read it. EVE rema ...
Noobz Doesn’t Even Deserve A Pun
Last night fellow Schmamer Patrick and I watched Noobz, the movie about ‘competitive gaming’ starring Jason Mewes of Jay and Silent Bob fame. And how awful it was. There is a compelling m ...
Cat Meme Owners Sue Scribblenauts
The copyright holders for Nyan Cat and Keyboard Cat are apparently suing the creators of word smithing game, Scribblenauts. There’s some pretty interesting quotes from the court documents like w ...
Zone of the Enders Delayed
Last year Hideo Kojima, of Metal Gear Solid fame, announced that he was working on a sequel to his other major gaming series, Zone of the Enders. And it was a wonderful day for me. Zone of the Enders ...
Eternal Darkness 2 (and 3, and 4, and 5…)
It exists! Eternal Darkness is getting a PC sequel. Of course, this means it is getting a crowdfunded shot of capital, with a modest (for a game of this size) goal of 1.5 million dollars. If you never ...
The Theatre 2013
A five minute horror game? Sounds silly. It isn’t. Made in 24 hours, The Theatre 2013 is based off a popular creepy pasta. It’s spectacular. If you’re too scared to play it on your o ...
Microsoft Admits That Windows 8 Sucks
Not entirely about gaming. Don’t care. Many of us play games on our PCs and Macs. I personally have a PC for many reasons that I won’t get into here. My purpose is not to start a flame war ...
Among the Sleep Playable Alpha
I should just go ahead and call myself the master of horror here on Gamers Schmamers, shouldn’t it? Whatever. Baby simulator/terror inducer Among the Sleep has released a playable alpha build of ...
Gran Turismo 6 This Christmas
Wait, what? Gran Turismo 6 is apparently coming out this holiday season for the PS3. I don’t pay a ton of attention to racing games, but this caught me completely by surprise. For those who are ...
