White Xbox One, Employees Only
We’re not huge on the appearance of our consoles here at Gamers Schmamers, first and foremost we care about the damn things working and playing good games, sexiness is a very distant third in o ...
Nintendo Announces 2DS
Nintendo, in their ongoing quest to be the most ‘fuck you we do what we want’ company ever, has announced a new model 3DS. Sorta. Titled the 2DS, the system is a slate design (think tablet ...
Tormenting Thursdays
In Torment looks like the perfect game to hold me over until the new Amnesia comes out. Delving deep into the mind of a survivor of a ‘crime’ you’re tasked with finding out what happ ...
Nintendo Gets Why WiiU Failing?
Nintendo seems to understand why the WiiU is failing. “The issue is the lack of a steady rate of software launches to motivate the consumer to drive buzz and engagement and to highlight the wid ...
No Puns Here, Just Wonderful Music
It’s too easy to make puns about The Witch and The Hundred Knight so let’s just go ahead and skip them, yeah? I’d never heard of this Japanese game, but the soundtrack is surprisingl ...
Monster Hunting the Original 151
Coming off the three day weekend, playing a ton of Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate and finding my copy of Pokemon: Fire Red I couldn’t be happy to see this. Combining two of the greatest thing ...
Cue The Whining of the Internet
Today, during their Pokemon X & Y direct, Nintendo announced one particularly interesting feature, namely that you will be able to upload your Pokemon to what appears to be a cloud service, then ...
Oh, Right, XCOM!
Geez, how remiss am I? I completely forgot to say anything at all about the expansion pack coming to my game of the year for 2013 XCOM: Enemy Unknown. Titled XCOM: Enemy Within, the expansion adds ne ...
Horror Adventure Back on GOG
Classic horror-adventure game I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream is back on GOG.com. As we gear up for October with the new Amnesia and recent release Outlast its good to see that the classic horror t ...
Slim PS Vita Announced
It seems Sony decided to go ahead and announce a bunch of interesting things before TGS next week, chief among them, as a diehard fan of the Vita, is that a new slim-line model is coming out. When So ...
Hoping For Amnesia
It’s out, folks, Amnesia: A Machine For Pigs officially launches today. I’m both excited and terrified all at once. Of course, in finest internet tradition, I plan on streaming the hell o ...
Final Fantasy: The Dating Sim
Whenever I hear new Final Fantasy news I just sort of smile and go “Mhm” and the newest from Square-Enix gave me that exact reaction as well. Final Fantasy Agito has been announced ...
